new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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