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i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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