NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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