i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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