well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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