Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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