before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Floor bacon is actually really good
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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