hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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