Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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