ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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