i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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