I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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