Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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