thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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