Is it because I queefed?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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