You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My ass is underappreciated
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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