remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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