can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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