wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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