your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
How does it feel to date your dad?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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