either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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