Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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