I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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