I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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