Buhtt sex?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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