Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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