i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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