Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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