I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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