I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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