I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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