I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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