i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
there is glitter all over my balls
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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