Who did Billy Mays play for?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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