Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(478): View more from Georgia

wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.

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(440): View more from Ohio

i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime

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(313): View more from Michigan

I am in shape. i keep telling you that.

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Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot

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(702): View more from Nevada

I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg

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(801): View more from Utah

The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.

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(845): View more from New York

You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay

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