Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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