AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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