at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
dude. I can hear the air.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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