did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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