It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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