Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
that is very illegal...i love you.
I know her cup size but not her name....
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
