She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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