i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize