He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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