Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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