I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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