I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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