I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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