Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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