At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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