i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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