god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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