come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
