i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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