this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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