i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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