I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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