I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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