He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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